Also, he'll order the federal employees at Mt. Rushmore to "tear down those heads" and then he'll fire every one of them. He'll fly the granite rubble to the newly planned "Mount Trump Royal Airport" at the Summit, have his DOGE team reassemble them into the shape of a deformed Cheeto, and voila - we have Mar-a-Lago Contra Costa... membership fees will keep out the riff-raff. Cyclists will be banned of course.
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| Idea: paint the road red to look like a long necktie! |
Elon Musk will have his federal workforce of H1-B darkies mine The Mountain for rare earth metals to use to power his crypto machines so he can make enough money to buy that guy's property with the easement fence on Mt. Diablo Scenic and make sure that gate never opens.
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